SuperTova

Post#:798

Jewish Modesty
A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.

Catholic: “I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!”
Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!”
... Muslim: “I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase Microsoft!”
They then all wait for the Jew to speak....
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says:
“I'm not selling!!!...”

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Annushka

Post#:797

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends ...
... when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare, and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely st...aring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said.... "Clean my house."

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Annushka

Post#:796

You never realize what you have till it’s gone... Toilet paper is a good example. :)

JewishSailor

Post#:795

So what are these mysterious phases? Which one brings chat back? :D

JNC3525 stage 1, mainly back end, but clear your cache and then go to 'account' 'manage photo'...test fb photo transfer

22 Feb at 15:34

JNC3525 stage 2 is chat room/IM/onlineNOW/SearchQueries

22 Feb at 15:36

Dan23 and last stage is android :)

22 Feb at 19:05

JNC3525 saving that bad boy for stage 3

22 Feb at 19:06

bknyc2012

Post#:794

Shalom Alehem

venus Alechem Ha'shalom

22 Feb at 19:04

SnowWhite

Post#:793

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIyTVH_ldHY&feature=youtu.be

www.youtube.com

100 Year Old Bride - AARP

Turning 100 calls for a special celebration. And Dana Jackson would not be outdone. On Feb. 6, 2012, her centennial birthday, the 100 year old bride married Bill Strauss, 87, at the Rosewood Health Care Center in Bowling Green, Ky.

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njacob9987

Post#:792

I am looking for a serious relationship, no games, no drama, or anything if you r interested in a serious relationship, a commitment please email me if not move on

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ArtistOranit No offence, dear, but, which one of you is looking for a serious relationship? There are about three to five folks in each of your photos, Plus a photo of a child, a minor, and I'm sure she is not available for dating. As far as serious relationships. Agree and applaud your candidness, but this is a FREE ONLINE website, you gonna meet a lot of creeps. Best of luck to you.

22 Feb at 03:19

njacob9987 that child is my niece she belongs to my brother and my sister-n-law who lives in N.H

22 Feb at 03:30

Tsvi555 Hahaha! Yup just like ArtistOranit. 1) she is looking for a man not whatever it is you call yourself. 2) Maybe you just meet alot of creeps? You look pretty creepy to me. 3) and bececause you do not want to pay for a membership somewhere means you are automatically a creep? I think that says you are fiscally smart. If you are unhappy with the free dating sites, what are you doing here? Go away.

22 Feb at 05:36

Tsvi555 *oops because

22 Feb at 05:36

ArtistOranit @Tsvi555, your response just validated everything I said. You meet creeps anywhere, paid site or not. I love Justin and what he accomplished out of his own pocket to make this possible. And yep. I am a super creep, that's for sure. You got me there =).

22 Feb at 07:01

SnowWhite I agree that your profile pic should only have you, to avoid confusion. Regarding the site being free, so is Facebook, and there are millions of users. This is an option to a variety of sites, and you never know when or where you will meet your match. I never thought of someone being a creep for being on this site. I agree if you feel that way, and you are on the site, it seems strange. I also think that Tsvi could have said it in a nicer way. That does not represent the site, it represents who posted. Please note, that I am saying this in a nice tone. It is not easy in print to know someone's expression.

22 Feb at 15:34

tmplowl okay...I don't think you have to be a rocket scientist to see the "common denominator" of the person in all 3 photos. People just need to calm down.

22 Feb at 18:37

SnowWhite tmplowl, I agree with you. I was just commenting that it is more user friendly to be the only one in a pic on a profile picture. I wasn't expressing this in an excited way, please see I mentioned in my last comment that I am expressing my opinion in a nice tone.

22 Feb at 19:24

SnowWhite You're going to get many personalities here. This is the internet. I take it as millions of folks that I don't know will be responding, and in various forms. I don't get upset or lose sleep, but sometimes I like to make a comment. If you don't mean me, then it would be a good idea to put the user-name in. Again, saying this in a nice tone. I don't want to excuse myself, but since everything is in written form, anything that is printed can be taken out of context because you can not hear the person speaking.